- Women are not meant to be understood, but to be loved. The Importance of Being Earnest
- We don't believe in ghosts, sir. The Canterville Ghost
- The truth is rarely pure and never simple. The Importance of Being Earnest
- Americans know the price of everything but the value of nothing. The Canterville Ghost
- All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. The Importance of Being Earnest
- When a man behaves like a perfect gentleman, he has the right to all the privileges associated with that title. The Canterville Ghost
- Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. The Importance of Being Earnest
- I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. The Importance of Being Earnest