- A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation. The Little Golden Calf
- The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury! The Twelve Chairs
- All smuggling is done in Odessa on Malaya Arnautskaya Street. The Little Golden Calf
- Money in the morning — chairs in the evening, money in the evening — chairs in the morning. The Twelve Chairs
- Foreign lands will help us! The Little Golden Calf
- Remember, Kisa: the only free cheese is in a mousetrap. The Twelve Chairs
- Kisa, I've long wanted to ask you as an artist to an artist: can you draw? The Little Golden Calf
- All smuggling is done in Odessa on Malaya Arnautskaya Street. The Twelve Chairs