Quotes
- The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury! The Twelve Chairs
- Money in the morning — chairs in the evening, money in the evening — chairs in the morning. The Twelve Chairs
- Remember, Kisa: the only free cheese is in a mousetrap. The Twelve Chairs
- All smuggling is done in Odessa on Malaya Arnautskaya Street. The Twelve Chairs
- I don't need foreigners. I need your furniture. The Twelve Chairs
- Or perhaps you'd like the key to the apartment where the money is kept? The Twelve Chairs
- Kisa, I've long wanted to ask you as an artist to an artist: can you draw? The Twelve Chairs
- A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation. The Little Golden Calf
- All smuggling is done in Odessa on Malaya Arnautskaya Street. The Little Golden Calf
- Foreign lands will help us! The Little Golden Calf
- Kisa, I've long wanted to ask you as an artist to an artist: can you draw? The Little Golden Calf
- The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury! The Little Golden Calf
- I declare the simultaneous game on thirty-two boards open! The Little Golden Calf
- Shura, are you a Komsomol member? The Little Golden Calf
- Ah, it's good to live in the Soviet country! The Little Golden Calf