- Citizen Švejk, who before the war sold dogs of dubious breed, personally appeared at the police station to report for military duty. The Good Soldier Švejk
- Being an idiot in some cases means only showing common sense. The Good Soldier Švejk
- After all, the world isn't so bad. The main thing is to know how to approach it. The Good Soldier Švejk
- I beg your pardon, Mr. Chaplain, but where have you seen an army that won a victory thanks to theological disputes? The Good Soldier Švejk